May 2013
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rnilkbreath:
merlinkilledthedaleks:
rnilkbreath:
how to tell if ur a REAL woman
real woman has skin most of the time, covering ALL of body
real woman has at least one brain if not More than 1 brain
real woman yells OUCH if her finger gets stuck in pencil sharpener..
can turn on lights using mind
eats only used t-shirts and socks
if ur not ALL of these things then ur not a real woman...
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merewuf:
kingcheddarxvii:
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
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kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
thatfunnyblog:
When someone calls me attractive
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tetraghost:
liz won so hard that i might cry. she fuckin did it. oh my god
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:
norulesnobras:
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a...
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baptisms:
*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit*
excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
phlynn:
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
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lizzu: leg.
goose: egg.
lizzu: l'egg
goose: jigotk
lizzu: le egg
lizzu: le Egg
goose: FUCK
goose: GOD
lizzu: Le Egg
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firearmsandfisticuffs:
IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
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NOOT NOOT
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epochayur:
hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
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swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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margaerynn:
margaerynn:
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
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