i didn’t really enjoy smoking so i probably won’t do it again because it wasn’t particularly enjoyable and tasted like farts so don’t worry about me!!
don’t try it it sucks
liz why do you know this
i did the Thing and it tasted like fart so i probably won’t do the Thing again
weed doesn’t have a butt it can’t fart dummy
it still tastes like them tho
when you smoke weed all you can taste is farts and it sucks
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
Five Ways to Spot Somebody Suffering from Transphobia
reblogging because my anons are fucking up.
In dutch you don’t say “I love you”, you say “godver mijn klote fiets is alweer gejat” which means “our hearts will be together forever, even when we’re apart”, I love that. Such a beautiful language.
Does it now
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
sext: firmly grasp it
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post